The token
You cannot buy $STONK.
Seven point one billion, zero reserved, zero pre-sold, no launch pool. The only faucet is play. The only guaranteed exit is a redemption counter whose price is not allowed to go down.
Earned, never sold
Daily distribution goes to the two working sides only: packers by stall-time, players by pull volume. Fifteen launch days emit 2% a day; after that, a slow perpetual taper.
A floor that only rises
15% of every pull funds a redemption counter. Anyone may burn $STONK for ETH at the floor price, any time, no slippage. The floor ratchets upward by contract invariant — down is not a legal state transition.
Staked for stalls
From wave 2, listing a rare stall locks 500,000 $STONK and a legendary locks 2,000,000, returned when the stall closes. The more rare and legendary stalls are live, the more of the supply is held out of circulation. Taking over a drawn card as its new packer requires the same stake.